You know what’s really gross looking when you see it magnified by video?
I just went to the hearing aid place for new batteries and wax guards, and they wanted to check my ears.
This is standard procedure before you take a hearing test because if your ear canal is full of wax and hair they send you to an ear M.D. to get them cleaned out. I think I had dog hair in my ears.
Anyway, so he puts this spy-like video fiber optic camera in my ear to look at my ear drum, and of course there is wax. It’s gross because it’s yellow and smooth and moist and blech, yuck, ptooey.
Remember, you’re not supposed to put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow, so some wax is normal.
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