Let Me Be Among the First to Make Ash-hole Pun.
Someone broke into a Florida construction worker’s truck and dumped a box containing his late father’s ashes on the front lawn.
Wayne Carraway’s father was killed in a traffic accident in 1995. He was planning to spread the ashes along the Fakahatchee Strand in the Florida Everglades, his father’s favorite fishing spot.
“I normally keep the ashes in my bedroom,” said Carraway. “I shouldn’t have left them in the truck.”