Since nobody took me up on my offer to take this as a post, I will start.
Feel free to join in, this will probably be an ongoing thing.
- Ann is blonde, Paris is blonde
- Ann uses polysyllabic words, paris doesn’t
- Paris can strut, Ann never walks
- Paris knows how to pose, Ann can’t keep her mouth shut
- Ann’s body language is “I’ll eat your babies.” Paris’s is “I want to make babies.”
- Ann knows who’s president, Paris does too
- Ann knows who is Secretary of State, Paris knows who the president is
- Paris has a dog, Ann will call you a dog
- Ann reads books, Paris has a book