Audience Erectile Dysfunction — 4 Comments

  1. I used to write about the arts, including theater. I hated how standing ovations went from soemthing rare to something everyday. It’s meaningless now.

  2. Even if the entire audience is standing, if I don’t personally find it ovation-worthy, I will not haul my hiney up from my seat. Of course, depending on the performance, I may have one or more children asleep on my lap. Or maybe I’m just lazy.