Five Things I Like About the Irish
After checking Grandad’s links, I have found that the Irish:
1. Look good
2. Smell good
3. Sound good
4. Feel good
5. Taste good
Now hug and Irish person of the opposite sex and see if you don’t agree.
After checking Grandad’s links, I have found that the Irish:
1. Look good
2. Smell good
3. Sound good
4. Feel good
5. Taste good
Now hug and Irish person of the opposite sex and see if you don’t agree.
Taste good? As in kissing? Or as a gastronomic treat?
We don’t really go in for canibalism here. It’s frowned on.
You decide. But what do you do with all those tourists you shoot?
Depends. Sometimes landfill. Sometimes a bog hole. Sometimes just leave ’em there.
I wouldn’t eat ’em. That wouldn’t be very polite.
I’m always polite to tourists.