I won. The rest of you are losers.
I am the winner because I was able to decipher these inordinately complicated instructions:
Here’s the deal: You pick a letter to alliterate the heck out of (hopefully not ending your sentences with prepositions, like I tend to do) and then find words in your handy dandy Webster’s Theasaurus or at Thesaurus.com that mean the same things as The Words I’ve chosen.
The Words: Like The Words of God or Redneck Diva. Both highly revered.
Neener, neener, neener. Where do I pick up my prize?
I’d like to thank all the little people. Dwarfs, midgets, munchkins, jockeys, old ladies.
And most of all… Thank you Jesus.