Spoiling Harry Potter (revised)
Revised because Suburban Hippie used the same headline.
Meanwhile, if you truly know anything, drop me a line. Because I am (1) cheap and (2) lacking of the attention span to get through the whole damned book.
Col. Henry Potter did it in the latrine by erotic asphyxiation with Margaret’s nylons. 
Mr. Potter did it in the mill beating the lad to death with Harry Bailey’s Medal of Honor
Hee! Well, thanks for clearing that up . . . oh, wait, I was talking about HARRY Potter.
(BTW, I owe you a good twitting for that Alfalfa remark. Cheeky lad!)
I’ve heard of Col. Potter, but who the heck is Harry Potter and why should I care?
I know, that Alfalfa remark was so lame.
Prairie: He was the crotchety banker in It’s a Wonderful Life, you communist.