Generally people who read the Dilbert blog, don’t pay attention to instructions.  They obviously are cubicle workers who can’t comprehend or follow simple instructions.

One of my many mental hobbies is thinking up new country sayings. My newest one is “I’m thirstier than a Chinese coal miner.” While nothing can surpass my all-time favorite, “I’m hornier than a two-peckered dog,” this new one comes close.

What’s your favorite country saying?

The last comments that have been approved were at 10 a.m. There were almost 200 comments.  I think maybe ten actually refer to a country. One of two things happened:

1. The commenters interpreted country to mean “redneck.”
2. They all just wanted to cuss more.

I  submitted “colder than a well diggers ass in Iceland.”