Flirt for Lupus — 4 Comments

  1. 1. I don’t know if there is truly a “best” pickup line, but when I was living in Stillwater (big college town with awesome bars) this drunk guy sat down by me. Now, at the time I was barely 19. He was over 50, I think he said 52. He was moving closer and closer and I was trying desperately to give my friend the high sign to rescue me. She was busy dancing so I was stuck. I wasn’t buying his lines so he broke out the big gun – “You have very inviting shoulders.”

    What exactly were my shoulders inviting him to do?

    Wait. Don’t answer that.

    2. Either one can flirt first, but guys have to be careful in delivery or they come across as freaky stalkers. Of course, women can come across as desperate stalkers, too.

    3. Bars are the kingdom of flirting. Wal*Mart isn’t bad if you’re going for single with children – catch a dad with a couple of kids hanging off his cart, he’s searching for the fruit snacks and you happen to know where they are…

    4. Heck no – it is a great way to get out of speeding tickets. Combined with cleavage and a few tears, it’s the trifecta of feminine wiles.

    5. Nope. There was a 8 or 9 year old girl flirting with my son in church yesterday. And a grey-headed old fart winked at me the other day. Wait. That was my husband. Nevermind.