I’ve complained for a long time about how our wireless access is in the crapper. I’ve changed routers, added wireless cards, moved the router. I almost sh** canned the whole wireless deal.

But I think Google may be offering the solution I need. It’s beta now, but I’m going a-head with it.

The best part is it’s FREE.

We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).
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I’m so happy I can download crap and know that Google is right behind me.