Julia, 2, and Teddy, 2, Might Have Been Eloping — 2 Comments

  1. Well. At this point it’s incumbent upon me to mention the definition of an Arkansas virgin: a little girl who can run faster than her brothers. (Yes, that’s a very un-PC thing to say. I’ll kick my own ass, later.)

    Witnesses reported that Boolie and Teddy were kissing after they made it across the street, so you might not be so far off. Perhaps they were off to find a justice of the peace?