If you want to improve your self esteem, don’t do these seven things:
- Self deprecation – when you make a joke at your expense
- Self depreciation – when you choose to be unhealthy
- Self defecation – when you are a dumb shit
- Self denigration – when you tell someone else what a jerk you are
- Self defamation – when you call yourself names aloud
- Self debilitation – when you drink to much
- Self disintegration – when you die
Just the other day I said:
I’m so ugly I had to walk into a bar by myself. The bartender said why the long face and I said because I’m a horse. I told him I also was a horse’s ass and never pay my bar bills. “What an asshat I am,” I muttered. After the tenth beverage, I died.
Why aren’t there any good blogger/blogging jokes?