It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Arrr, don’t forget tomorrow is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Do this all day long and one o’ two thin’s will happen. People will start talkin’ like you do, or stop talkin’ t’ you. Either one is a good thin’ Aye, me parrot concurs.
Ahoy, if you don’t know how t’ talk like a pirate, har’s a website that will help you translate.
You can also read pirate stories, pick up a few choice phrases, and monikers. Ye’ll ne’er get me buried booty!
Iron Harry Cash
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You have outstanding capabilities as a mariner. A swig of the grog regularly will keep you afloat. You’ll do just fine. Arr!