T.S.A. Job Description
In order to be considered for a job as an airport security screener for the Transportation Safety Administration you must be:
- Overweight or retired
- On a power trip
- Incapable of smiling
- Consider cheesecake a liquid
- Pay no attention to written directives from superiors
- Have no common sense
- Incapable of eye contact
- Dress like a mall cop
- Peform a job that is totally ineffective
Well, that’s not a job for me – I consider cheesecake a piece of heaven, not a liquid.
You obviously have common sense, an immediate disqualification.