I have left the employment of Dunder-Mifflin/Infinity. I just can’t take it anymore. Even I am more competent than the goofballs running their new online company. How will I ever rise to my level of full incompetence is all around me are Dilbert rejects?
First, they didn’t hire me as branch manager. I had my application in early and the screwed up and lost it.
But as so often happens, reality imitated comedy. The website for DunderMifflinInfinity.com is just all farked up. Half the stuff is “coming soon” the tasks to earn precious Schrute Bucks wouldn’t submit. (I had a wonderful piece of art as their logo.)
I helped Creed take on a new youthful look – plumped up his lips with collegen, pumped up his guns with ‘roids, got some killer Oakley’s and great clothes. He is hot.
The real kicker is when they brought in this kid to run the branch. pbjcool101. PBJ? COOL? 101? What the hell kind of name is that? Especially when you head a branch where most of the people are named adsf jkl;?
And here is his picture:
Yeah! It’s a friggin’ avatar provided by NBC. Gimme a break.
Well that wasn’t fun while it lasted. If anybody wants my $1100 in Schrute Bucks you know how to find me.
What I need is some job counseling.