They just found some papers from L. Oswald in the attic of dead Senator John Tower. They are for sale naturally on EasySaleInc.com. BTW: what the heck is EasySale? Haven’t they heard of eBay?

So why is it Lee HARVEY Oswald and not Lee Oswald?

Sometimes murderers are known by their first, middle, and last names:

• Lee Harvey Oswald
• John Wayne Gacy
• John Wilkes Booth
• James Earl Ray
• Orenthal James Simpson

Then there are those sneaky devils that the cops label with just their first and last names:

• Dylan Klebold
• Eric Harris
• Michael Carneal
• Timothy McVey
• Richard Speck
• Terry Nichols
• Ted Bundy

The press really needs to be more original. Nancy Grace! Stat!

• Jack the Ripper
• The Frankford Slasher
• The Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run
  
• The Stocking Stangler
• The Zodiac Killer

Going Like Sixty signing off.

BTW: My given name has four parts. When I finally go over the edge, my name will take up the whole crawl line.

UPDATE: Seven prolific serial killers.