Here’s Why the Fart Filter Was Never Marketed — 7 Comments

  1. Can they find a way to attach it to a dog’s butt? That would be useful around here. Then again maybe some people would just stop blaming the dog. 🙂

  2. Remember the big hoohah about the amount of methane that cows contribute to the atmosphere? How about taping them to cattle? Oh! But then how would the cow sh*t?

  3. How timely. I was just discussing this subject with my son, who takes farting to a higher level than most people. I believe he was working on some kind of Opus or Symphony of some kind today….totally for my amusement. Oh….and never once does he consider the aromas that may accompany his musical concert. This may be very helpful. I’m making a copy right now. Thanks Mark….Happy T-Day to you and your family….you crazy guy….

  4. The first business in the world to make fart filters is Perfect Air in Burton MI. Copywrited the fart filter as a real working “3-Dimensional Art Sculpture Copyright Ronald E. Cobb 1991. The first machined made fart filters in the world were made by Perfect Air in Coptyrightted Ronald E. Cobb 1995 and are a master piece of art and are on sale at five-hundred dollats a pack. There are three different packs copyrighted and numbers left are limited. Write Perfecr Air P. O. bgox 1016 Fento MI 48430 to get the fart filters made in 1995. The are a sure strip typ that go in to the back of you’re ubder ware and you throw them away after used. And put on a new one in the morning.

  5. This post is about the Flatulence Deodorizer by Flat-D Innovations or They make the activated charcoal cloth pad that is placed in the underwear next to the buttocks. IT really works and is doctor recommended and FDA registered. Check it out at