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How Blogger Forced Me to Make a Phone Call — 10 Comments

  1. @ Brunhilda: only if you promise not to testify against me.
    1. She blogs about how thin she is and wishes she could gain weight.
    2. I write “bullshit.”
    3. She writes “take my picture off your blog.”
    4. Time passes.
    5. She contacts everybody she can about the post. WordPress, host, and my wife.
    6. Time passes, eat dead turkey and dried bread, over and over and over.
    7. Blog is disabled
    8. I remove pictures
    9. I make toll free phone call to host
    10. Blog is enabled

  2. Gloria by Laura Branigan

    Gloria, you’re always on the run now
    Running after somebody
    You gotta get him somehow
    I think you’ve got to slow down
    Before you start to blow it
    I think you’re headed for a breakdown
    So be careful not to show it

    You really don’t remember
    Was it something that he said
    Are the voices in your head
    Calling, Gloria

    Gloria, don’t you think you’re fallin’
    If everybody wants you
    Why isn’t anybody callin’
    You don’t have to answer
    Leave them hangin’ on the line
    Oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria

    Gloria (Gloria)
    I think they got your number
    (Gloria)
    I think they got the alias
    (Gloria)
    That you’ve been living under
    (Gloria)
    But you really don’t remember
    Was it something that they said
    Are the voices in your head
    Calling, Gloria

    A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha
    Gloria, how’s it gonna go down
    Will you meet him on the main line
    Or will you catch him on the rebound
    Will you marry for the money
    Take a lover in the afternoon
    Feel your innocence slippin’ away
    Don’t believe it’s comin’ back soon

    And you really don’t remember
    Was it something that he said
    Are the voices in your head
    Calling, Gloria

    Gloria, don’t you think you’re fallin’
    If everybody wants you
    Why isn’t anybody callin’
    You don’t have to answer
    Leave them hangin’ on the line
    Oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria

    Gloria
    (Gloria)
    I think they got your number
    (Gloria)
    I think they got the alias
    (Gloria)
    That you’ve been living under
    (Gloria)
    But you really don’t remember
    Was it something that they said
    Are the voices in your head
    Calling, Gloria

    (Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria)

    (Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria)

  3. @Kimberly: Yeah, I’m kind of regretting it now. Thing is, I’m tired of the whole deal. So I’m moving on.

    @Clovis Neighbor: LOL, perfect!

    @Mike: Neener, neener, I blowed up your comment because of all the personal stuff (real name, home address, home phone number, etc you put in the comment.) One more and I’ll label you a spammer. ooooooooooooo

    @Priscilla: No. This is the innerweb. However, If Mike reposts, you may fire away. What you wrote was pretty cool.