How I Blew My Google Income In Three Purchases
Making money from Google is hard. It’s not easy like all the professional bloggers tell you just so they can sell programs and books and webinars. I give my content away as a public service. I struggle constantly to find topics of interest to boomers that I can share. Something to brighten a boomers drab existence.
When my latest Google check came I was elated. It is my fun money. Alas and alack, it is gone.
I spent my $114 I got three days ago from Google on:
It always happens that way. The only “fun” thing on that list is the Boomer on Board stickers (2).
Shit.
$114.00! I’ve heard about these ‘internet tycoons’ but I never dreamed they really existed. (While it is hard to tell by words alone, I am not being sarcastic.)
You’re living the dream – don’t forget us little guys.
Ahhh, why not — what’s fun money for anyway? Although next time you might consider, I don’t know, a lap dance or something.
Well hell, I’m sorry it wasn’t fun for you, I’m not sure I could actually throw it it into the mix. I’m open to suggestions though.
Gretchen’s idea sounds pretty good for the male type bloggers now that I think of it. Upgrade and lap dance in one “fun” happy package. Will upgrade your blog and order up a lap dancer to take your mind off all the nasty things I’m doing to your poor WP install.
Wonder what the women would want?
Sheesh, I didn’t even check the check box…I’m slippin’!
@Gretchen! You know? I’ve never had a lap dance, and I haven’t been a real strip club my entire life! Oh no… there was that one time… just outside Ft. Madison, Iowa!!!
@Kirk, nope Dude paying somebody to do my chores is never fun. Your package idea is a great one. If anybody can come up with a package for women, it will be Gretchen.
I think the tubes really were clogged on a number of mail servers, I got a whole glob on Outlook at once. I haven’t been around much today to read RSS to see if there was a major problem.
@Canucklehead: Yup, Serg and Brin and Me are tight. Have you heard that Bill Gates is a Prick?
Hey… 114 bucks is 114 bucks!
Mark… just wanted to let you know I enjoy reading your blog. I may not be the target age group — but I will be soon enough. Keep it up.
Ron
PS: My favorite bumper sticker was the “Depends” one.