Remove a bunion get a free Blooming Onion.

Best Half had the other bunion removed earlier today. She is now happy medicated and in dream land, leaving me pretty much free to do whatever I please around the house. As long as I stay close enough to keep her in Vodka and Darvocet, we are both good.

Victoria Beckham still hasn’t had her bunion surgery. I will update this often for you. It will be hard looking at her feet, but I will do my best because I feel it is my duty.