I may be on my way to Hollywood. This could be the life-changing moment I have been looking for.
I am thinking of become an Ass Double. Not twice the ass I am, that would be nearly impossible
Some actors don’t like to show their butts. I think Britney Spears is one. She’ll show you her vajayjay just getting out of the car, but I don’t think she has mooned anybody yet. She must have a big ole bunch of stretch marks back there.
Even though my buttocks might be better looking than Brit’s, I’m going for age appropriate.
Christopher Walken is cracking up – he’s holding auditions for a butt double for his new movie! Producers of Walken’s new movie “Five Dollars a Day” bent over backward to please their star when he refused to go along with a script that called for him to bare his 64-year-old behind. “Are they crazy? I’m an old many now! I’m not going to show my a** on screen anymore for anybody!” Walken reportedly fumed.
I be his ass double. That’s the bottom line. A good way to crack into showbiz. Oh, just insert your own bad pun… I’ve already been a butt hole about this.