You have a preference? The first is my description of my motivation to blog, the second came from here.

I like what I read on that post, and without knowing, I am on my way to ego-maniacal gasbaggery, or releasing my inner smart ass, take your pick.

1. Be Insane Or Obvious (But Not Both)

2. Watch The Nielsens

3. Find a Good Enemy – Multiple references: Bill Gates is a Prick

4. Never Be Afraid to One Up Someone

5. Be Vague – let commenters carry the discussion