UPDATE – Another Gift for the Serious Golfer
UPDATE to this list:
The Penis Putter.
Keep your head over the ball, use a nice smooth stroke back and forth, straight back, straight in. Never up, never in. Don’t leave it short, about six inches past the hole is perfect. Tend the stick or pull it? What kind of shaft you using? Does it come with a cover?
What other golf cliches would apply here?