Resolutions are for wimps. Usually only a couple vague promises are made without consequences if they are broken.
This is a forecast of five things that will, without fail, happen to me during 2008.
- I will become a star.
- Unanticipated blood loss.
- Someone will call me Mr. Fenster and I will answer.
- The diagnosis will be complete and accurate.
- I will perform an act of civil disobedience.