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I’m Just So Jealous of Any Writer Who Can Create Such Vivid Mental Pictures

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Normally, I would staple my clitoris to a board and beat it with a hammer before watching an episode of Dr. Phil, but Dick has definitely been spicing the show up.

…Violent Acres

UPDATE:

If there really are aliens out there, I hope they smell like lavender. That way, when they invade and we have to kill them all, we can crush up their dead bodies and recycle them as potpourri.

…Jannaverse

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I’m Just So Jealous of Any Writer Who Can Create Such Vivid Mental Pictures — 4 Comments

  3. Damn, that really paints a picture. I feel the same way about Dr. Phil, though. Did you ever notice he looks exactly like actor Jeffrey Tambor? Have you ever seen them together? I think they’re the same person.

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