You may still have some eight to 10 year olds around the house that are starting to wear thin.

Here are some Santa/etc. jokes you can spring on them which will endear you them forever. These jokes should probably only be used by uncles.

• What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney and there’s a fire? Crisp Kringle
• Why does Santa have three gardens? To Ho! Ho! Ho!
• What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A “Holly” Davidson!
• What has two legs and bleeds? Half a Rudolph.
• Why does St. Nicholas have a long beard? To cover his North Pole.
• Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and that’s down a chimney.

Well how long do you want the parents to let their kids stick around their weird and inappropriate uncle?

If that doesn’t work singing this while looking at your gun cabinet…

Oh, you better watch out
You better not pry
You better stay back
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is wielding a gun

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who
He’s gonna ice
Santa Claus is wielding a gun

Don’t give him any trouble
He’ll blow you right away
Don’t give him any cause to shoot
Or you’ll make his Christmas Day