I didn’t go looking for these, they just appeared in various RSS Feeds. Rest assured I will keep you updated on Poo Toys as I run across them.
Turd Twister (make designs with your poop)
The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. Many different designs… including Christmas Tree, Teddy Turd, Lightning Turd…
Poo-lar Bear (edible poop)
Moose Poop Earrings
Nope, It’s Soap
Real Rhino Poo from EndangeredFeces.com
Black rhinos have communal dung piles called “middens” which are message stations for other rhinos. A rhino will sniff the pile deeply, shuffle through it, then defecate in the same spot. Most of the time, the animal will also wildly fling the dung around with its back feet, to be sure its own feces carry the primary message, and to be sure its scent is then spread every time it takes a step.
I Pooped Today tee shirt (tempted to omit the “r”)