Disasterous Asterous Is Not Past Us
It’s things like this that give conspiracy theorists a bad name.
THE asteroid won’t arrive until Tuesday.
The closest approach is expected to be at 3:33 a.m. ET.
The asteroid TU24 is one of an estimated 7,000 so-called near-Earth objects.
An actual collision of a similar-size object with Earth occurs on average every 37,000 years.
Spotted in October by the NASA-funded Catalina Sky Survey in Arizona, TU24 is estimated to be 500 to 2,000 feet long.
If you can’t tust a conspiracy theorist to get the DATE right, let alone the time, why bother?
I will go to bed tonight and sleep well, knowing that I am safe as long as I have my tin-foil hat on.
Maybe I can get some from the old lady tonight!
Hmm….great idea! Maybe I can get some from the old man tonight. HA! Fat chance of that. LOL
Maybe we could catch a ride on it and go to heaven.
@Richard: Dying man’s last wish.
@nessa: Sounds like you need to talk to your old man.
You have a tin foil hat too? Aren’t they just the BEST?
Is this the same asteroid that they were talking about that it will hit the earth in one billion years? Or a different one?
@The Absurdist: I’m focusing on near term, didn’t you hear? there is a school bus headed our way! Now you tell me there is another aster-blaster? Tell me more.
@Mr. Fab: Isn’t the one I wear all the time (shown on Never Convicted page) tin foil? What’s your’s look like?
Oh goodie. I still have time to go max out my credit card.
Convertible T-bird…here I come!
@Queen of Shake Shake: now you’re talking excellent idea – and excellent choice, as long as it’s a two seater T-bird. Red? or Girly Blue?
Girly blue is for girls without balls.
@Queen of Shake Shake: attaboy.
Missed it by that much….
I was right about the Kennedy assassination conspiracy however.