“Just Call Me Dick” I Hope You Die Soon. — 4 Comments

  1. Personally, I always wanted a Viking funeral like in the old movie with Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas. They wrap your body in animal skins, put it in a Viking ship, and push the ship out into the water. Then they all shoot flaming arrows at the boat and scream “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN” at the top of their lungs. Then they all go get piss-drunk for a month on great big horns of mead.

    Now THAT’s a funeral!

  2. @Brian: yeah, yeah, I’m with you. That would be awesome too. Hard to get a bunch of Vikings together anymore. But you can find pissed off guys just about anywhere around my neighborhood.