Since the asteroid hit the other Earth, we can all resume our normal paranoid activity of wondering what will kill us. Here’s something to munch on, the disease du jour.
…people everywhere are being diagnosed with a lifelong, incurable illness known as celiac sprue disease. This disease poses serious, life-altering problems: it completely changes the way a person eats, drinks, cooks, and lives.
…current numbers, however, indicate that one out of every 150 people has celiac sprue disease. In addition, those diagnosed have to avoid far more than just flour (an extremely unfriendly ingredient for celiacs).
Attention restaurant owners: new niche market!
I know here in Kentucky this would go over like a Subtle Butt at a pig roast.