This Month’s Best Headline
With Trends Like These Who Needs Enemas?
You know how 10-year-old boys have competitions to see who can come up with the grossest thing? Well, watch and learn, kids.
Tune in tomorrow when I reveal the five grossest things I will do.
Ha. I live with three male humans and one male dog. The Ohana will match you gross for gross any day of the week. Not to mention my 2 1/2 year old Princess Julia who comes in and announces “I farted!” or “I took a dump!” Chip off the old Daddy block, her.
Was it Dave Brubeck who had an album entitled “With Fronds like these who needs Anenomes”?
Hey, what a pleasure to see there are other people weird enough to appreciate my headline. All of you are welcome back to my blog anytime, and please leave comments.
@Gretchen: Ahem, we are talking about headlines here! Pay attention will you?
@Polly: Brubeck’s Time Further Out album was worn out by me. There is one cut that was in 5/4 time – Damn can’t remember name – but I remember it was so tough to play that at the end you can hear the drummer laugh and the left it in because they didn’t think they could get it any better. Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
@Robert Basler: Hey look ever-body: a for real pro blogger! Welcome Robert, I love your stuff and have it in my RSS. You come up with some goodies. Now that we are best buddies, I will comment.
Thanks, and I’ll be back to visit. I’m very impressed that you’ve never been convicted.
@Robert Basler: But it is one of my goals when I reach 70.
Sorry to return so soon, but I can’t resist pointing out what is probably my favorite ODD story so far this year:
@Robert Basler: hey old buddy, you just stop and drop anytime you feel the urge. BTW: Ewwwww. You must be old dude to remember “Lolita.”