::: ACCESS DENIED ~ NOT RECOGNIZED NEWS MEDIA:::ACCESS DENIED:::ORDER OF U.S.A.F.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ACCESS THIS BLOG.
This blog has been censored by the U.S. Air Force as authorized by the Cyber Command Squad.
If you are a flyboy, you can’t read this blog. Flygirls can’t either.
The Air Force is tightening restrictions on which blogs its troops can read, cutting off access to just about any independent site with the word “blog” in its web address.
At least one senior Air Force official calls the squeeze so “utterly stupid, it makes me want to scream.
All blogs are being monitored and reviewed for suitable viewing by Air Force personnel who obviously cannot make an intelligent judgment without us looking over their shoulder.
And as we all know, all blogs are bad!
“When I hear stuff this utterly stupid, it makes me want to scream…. Piles of torn out hair are accumulating around my desk as we speak,” one senior Air Force official writes in an e-mail. “I’m certain that by blocking blogs for official use, our airmen will never, ever be able to read them on their own home computers, so we have indeed saved them from a contaminating influence. Sorry, didn’t mean to drip sarcasm on your rug.”
I think I know now why everybody’s Technorati rating has been dropping like bombs! It’s the Air Force’s show of strength to protect our homeland.
This just isn’t right. Fly boys should be allowed to visit me. I’m not a bad girl.
Oooh, I’ve always wanted to be subversive. Did I ever tell you I have actually smoked pot on the White House lawn? (Nearly 30 years ago.)
@nessa: Fly girls too! You are an equal opportunity annoyer.
@Gretchen: Noooo, LOL, I didn’t know you smoked pot on the WH lawn. Lady, you got a book in you! You better start writing.