Candy Ass Nut Job Files Frivilous Lawsuit Against Beloved M&Ms
This dorky dipwad who wanders around NYC is a public nuisance and menace and should be forced to perform in costume at a Harlem bus stop.
He is suing the beloved M&M candies because he says they stole his costume.
That Mr. Big-Hat-Small-Penis is an American dandy honored by Americas best candy.
If this isn’t halted our other icons will be under attack.
OMG, we saw him on E! network last night. (Well, Ben did. I had my nose in a book and refused to watch such low-minded horseshit.)
Concerning the lawsuit: See the crap plaintiffs’ lawyers cause just to make a buck? Thank God Ben and I are on the defense side, otherwise I’d have to shoot myself from guilt by association.
@Gretchen: You and Ben are such idealists. You will always be money poor. What book?
I’m rereading “The Cider House Rules” by John Irving. He has been my hero since college (I was an English major and, until I developed some common sense, an aspiring novelist.) Ben hates the name John, otherwise Sam’s name would be John Irving Crumpacker.
We’re money poor because of our kids and because we’re both basically lazy — otherwise I’d have finished law school, Ben would work 60-hour weeks and we’d both be partners in big law firms.
I live in New York and have seen him on numerous occasions.
And I totally agree with the bus stop plan.
Found you on the blog365 mega feed.
Hi Frances! Glad you found me! Welcome. Good to have a NYC perspective on the local flora and fauna.