Friday Five – Pissing Up a Rope
This is hopeless, but please don’t post:
- your search terms
- the spam you get
- your weather
- in a language other than English
- how successful you are (or could be)
and expect people to be interested.
Baby Boomer Going Like Sixty
Baby boomer man humorously looking at life after 60, retirement in Costa Rica and Florida.
I’ll write what I want to – remember, you don’t have to read it! LOL
I may have to rethink what I write about then – I hate it when computers control your mind….
@Emma Cow: Yes, if you write about those, you should rethink it. 🙂
Hey, I resemble that weather remark. This is what you get for associating with a weather geek. (I announced at age five that I wanted to be a meteorologist — not a TV weather person, a meteorologist. At age seven I used to draw up a daily map of the United States and chart the highs, lows and fronts.)
Plus, my search terms are hysterical. They usually involve wedgies, pee, poop, or reprehensible activities involving little boys.
@Gretchen: yes, I’ve noticed. I’m just sayin’
Agreed on all but one. If you can write about search engine terms with the humor and aplomb that CGHill over at dustbury does, then have at it. To wit:
http://www.dustbury.com/backlog/2008/02/strange_searchengine_65.html
Hmmmm, this from a man who blogs about M&M’s. (Albeit, pretty funny; but that’s because I love them too.)
@Joy: Like Nancy says, you don’t HAVE to read it. (But I sure am glad you do.)
@Winston: Sorry, you got held for moderation for some reason. Yes, I sure agree with you. He did a great job. If I had fun search terms, I would steal his idea.
Thanks for the link. I’ll add him to my RSS.
Whew. I thought you were busting me for peppering my blog with words like fuite urinaire and mon oeil. At least French uses the same alphabet!
@Polly: well that does bug me a little bit. But no, you never even entered my mind when I wrote that.
Dude. Guilty on pretty much all charges. Except the other language one, unless you count redneck….
So does the punishment for these offenses include a quiet cell? Because I need a vacation.
@Redneck Diva: it’s been so long since you have posted regularly, I’ll take anything. And yes – that was a zinger.