M & M’s Declared Safest Food On the Planet.
- Can’t eat Beef,
- Can’t eat chicken,
- Can’t eat eggs,
- Can’t eat pork,
fears of trichinosis…
- Can’t eat fish,
- Can’t eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides…
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Remember – – – “STRESSED” spelled backwards! is ” DESSERTS ”
Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.
Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.
(If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.)
Hey PETA: I don’t care if Mars does test on rodents. They all need to die anyway and what a way to go. OD on chocolate.
Hahahahaha … I wish!!! It’s always something isn’t it? Thanks for the chuckles this morning.
Hugs and blessings,
My son’s school received some of the tainted beef from that famed slaughterhouse in Chino that’s been in the news, and they stopped serving beef in the cafeteria till further notice. Since then, he’s had an assful of rice and beans (he hates Mexican food) and chicken and turkey this and that. We should have YOU come in and redo the school lunch menu — M&M entrees would appeal to him, big time.
@Storyteller: You’re welcome. BTW: I hate your post today.
@Gretchen: Typical gummit over-reaction. There was nothing proven wrong with the beef, caution OK, but can’t school buy beef from someplace else?
Sam should submit his ideas for alternate menu. It would show his care and resourcefulness. Plus, I’d love to know what a kid loves to eat these days.
M&M’s are good for the improvement of literacy now, too.
@nessa: I had not heard that. How interesting. Do you have details you can share?
Sam likes above all else (1) sashimi, especially octopus and (2) tortellini with vodka sauce. Oh, and pancakes.
On school overreaction, two word: Lawsuit paranoia. I used to work for a law firm that defended school districts, including Sam’s. People will sue a school over a skinned knee these days.
@Gretchen: So true about the suits. Sam has quite the palate. You guys rich?
Rich? Not by a long shot. Sashimi is as common as dirt in So Cal, and the tortellini comes from Buitoni, the vodka sauce from a jar. Today I bought a huge load of frozen corn dogs. I think “rich” and “corn dogs” are mutually exclusive.
@Gretchen: Oh yeah, they all say that. 🙂
YEA! This is GREAT news. I knew I was doing something right all these years.
I love peanut butter m and ms. Hopefully those are even better for you because peanut butter is nutritious, right?
@Joy: Nancy told me it was old news. But nobody told me, so I’m glad you didn’t know either. I told her to share this kind of important info with me immediately.
@mostprepossing: I think you’re new here, so I will fill you in. The only true M&M is regular candy coated chocolate. All the others are faux. They may be made by Mars, but that doesn’t make any difference.
Don’t make this mistake again – hear?
You’re quite welcome Sixty….You’re the only other person I know that loves M&M’s as much as I do. 🙂
@ Hope: I’m glad you are commenting. Are you and Angela ever going to start blogging again?
Hey I just emailed her a post, hopefully we’ll be able to get it on sometime today!?!
Hey! Heard from Hope…had to pop in and check it out! Mmmmmmm….M-M’s…gimme some!
Oh, gotta git me one o’ them Tail Gator doomafickies for my pickemup twuck! That’s just spiffy!
Blogging? Hopefully soon…soon as I’m caught up with crunchin’ and squishin’ numbers into neat lil packages for the tax folks.
Missin’ all y’all much! Sixty, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the new look here!!!
@Angela: you’re the second regular blogger and commenter that is involved in taxes! DArn it, but understandable! Thanks for popping in.
Thanks for the compliment on the new theme. It’s far from done. As a matter of fact, I may start over! Header will stay.