Me. Me. Me. “Here’s My Butt. I Love Underwear. Except When I Go Out, Then I Don’t Wear Any.”
Well the last time, I had a “call bullshit” moment I was threatened with a lawsuit. But sometimes it’s just so obvious that a blogger has written provocatively just to say “look at me.”
I’m addicted to underwear and, no… I’m not joking. I have a horrible urge to buy underwear pretty much all the time. If I’m in Target buying diapers or Scotch Tape I simply have to veer right and make a stop in the panty section where I will pick out about 80 pair at a time and buy them. I can’t help it.
I’m a huge fan of Pointless-Drivel.com as I have noted before. Kyra is guest-blogging and perhaps feels some pressure to be controversial like Mr. Fab (Pointless-drivel.)
That’s why I will never guest blog (again.) Each of us has people that like how we write and often that audience isn’t transferable.
Now since her husband can shoot me in the face with a bazooka, I may be in real trouble.
Yeah, that’s sort of the Department of TMI. I avoid posting intimate revelations on my blog, but don’t mind posting them in comments. Witness the Warren Commission/blowjob remark.
You know the joke about panties, right? A man runs a lingerie store, and an American girl comes in. “I want seven pairs of panties, you know, one for each day of the week.” Then a French girl comes in wanting six pairs of panties. “Why only six?” the guy asks. “Oh, I don’t wear panties on Saturdays. Ooh la la!”
Finally a Polish girl comes in and asks for twelve pairs of panties. When the guy asks why twelve, she says “You know. January, February, March, April . . .”
@Gretchen: first: grooooooan. LOL. I don’t read Kyra, butt I’m guessing this is SOP for her, just from reading her husbands post today.