Actually the fat police in Mississippi may become the Fat-Police, or owners of restaurants may become Fat-Police.
The Lard Patrol.
“Any food establishment to which this section applies shall not be allowed to serve food to any person who is obese…” So starts a bill by two Republicans and a Democrat in Mississippi’s House of Representatives…
“Excuse me ma’am,” the always polite southern gentlemen restaurateur would say, “are you havin’ a baby, are you jess fat?” Like Emeril says: BAM – except it would be the restaurateur’s head hitting the sneeze guard on the buffet.
“Hey Bubba, looks like you dropped a few pounds, help yourself to the biscuits and gravy.” BAM – The Chubby-Checkers slam the cuffs on Big Mike, of Big Mike’s Potatoes and More Drive-In.
“Judge, I put Dulcolax in all the Iced Tea.”
Judge “Tiny” Doolittle, 5’0″, 276 pounds: “Case dismissed. That’s lunch, take 90 minutes.”
Next on Montel: “Mississippi Law Establishes Density of Black.”
Attn: Miss Teen South Carolina: