News from the Flathead Valley Beacon: Stand By Your Ham
And finally, British pig farmers have adapted Tammy Wynette’s country classic, “Stand By Your Man” in order to save the UK’s ailing pork industry.
“Stand by your ham,” runs the chorus. “Sausages, pork and bacon/Help us stay in business/Because our pigs are worth it/Stand by your ham.”
Please don’t post things like this. I have had to physically restrain myself from posting a series of penis jokes.
Although I suppose if I’d only STOOD by Ben’s ham, I wouldn’t have so many kids.