Woot.com interns really have a lot of fun writing descriptions for items they sell. Since they only sell one item per day, it would be easy to come up with this stuff.
For example today, they are selling a pink MP3 player, they suggest names other than pink…
- Open Wound
- Diaper Rash
- Whatever You Call That Dessert That’s, Like, Strawberry Jell-O Mixed With Whipped Cream, Maybe With Marshmallows In It? You Know What We’re Talking About?