The Hidden Meaning Behind “Barnacle Bill the Sailor.”
Here is your barnacle fact for the weekend. Also very revealing about one of my most loyal commenters!
Depending on whose estimates you use, when a barnacle is being male, its penis can be up to 8 to 10 times it’s body length.
Suburban Hippie broke the news that Barnacle Bill is one of her husband’s favorite songs.
Bug Girl adds:
I have always loved the idea of humans with penises the on the scale of barnacles. For one thing, getting out the chain to measure a first down in football might require a lot less equipment.
I wonder if size is everything to barnacles?
@Solomon Broad: You new to these parts? Welcome!
Heh. I guess once the get attached to the bottom of a boat and all around are other guy barnacles, they have to reach out for satisfaction.
Ben loves Barnacle Bill so much, he made up a parody version to sing to our babies:
“I’ll suck on your tit and take a shit;
I’m Barnacle Bill the Baby.”
Thank God they were too young to understand the words.
@Gretchen: ROFLMAO… what a character! Can you remember the rest? you need to post it – your place or mine!