I’m not going to spend a lot of time on this. I’m going to play it straight forward with an occasional aside.
Revision: This is what I’m thinking.
1. Boxers? Briefs? Boxer briefs? Thongs? Commando?
Except in the summer after a shower, love the floppy legged shorts to air dry.
2. What’s your fussiest personal care routine?
Exfoliate my face
Trimming the hair on and in my nose.
3. Do you have a favorite tool? Power or manual?
And you are a tool for asking.
4. Can you change your own oil? Do you?
I don’t use oil, I use Miller Chill. Yes
5. What’s the “manliest” thing you do on a regular basis?
Fingers in mouth whistle
6. What’s something “manly” that you never learned how to do?
Shoot a pistol
Use a rubber.
7. Do you ever cry? If so, what’s your trigger?
I’m close now. Personal introspection.
8. Do you have a chivalrous streak? How does it manifest itself?
Yes Opening doors
Yes, high fives when she belches really loud
9. Do you have a chauvinistic streak? How does it manifest itself?
Yes Women should not say f*ck
Yes Women should not write manly memes
10. What’s your favorite movie?
11. What’s the dumbest, testosterone-inspired thing you’ve ever done?
Got drunk at a wedding a kissed a lot of younger women
Drowned a kitten
12. What quality do you think makes a good man good? Do you have that quality?
Sense of humor Yes
Good gawd, WTF?
13. Toilet seat up or down?
14. If your wife/partner/significant other is away, do you cook for yourself or eat out of cans and boxes (or rely on local drive-throughs and delivery)?
Is eating cake dough cooking? I eat drive through or junk from grocery store
15. What societal expectation of being a man do you most resent?
Being good at and enjoy watching sports
16. What’s the best part – societal-wise – about being a man?
17. Will you stop to ask for directions?
18. What’s the one thing you wish your wife/partner/significant other understood about how you think or behave?
Sometimes I don’t have anything to say.
Yeah, this was done by a woman alright.
19. What’s one thing about your wife/partner/significant other that you just cannot understand, no matter how hard you try?
Why is she always better at everything we do together?
20. What do you need to have in the shower?
Mr. Tubby Bubble
21. Do you burp/fart/scratch in public? Do you do anything stereotypically male?
No Pick my nose
22. How big a part does porn play in your life? Your thoughts?
None She caught me so I quit
23. What scares you?
Tower of Terror
24. What’s your best feature (physical or otherwise)?
My driving skills
25. What would you do for love?
What a stupid question. I quit. Some of the others were really lame, but this is just stupid. stupid. stupid. How am I supposed to answer that? I would do anything? Well murder is out. I did pretty good until this one. I kept the snark very low. I can’t believe somebody put this in meme. A manly meme yet. Fer gawds sake! Boy was I stupid not to read all the way through. OK, here’s my answer: I don’t know. No, that’s not my answer, my answer is THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION. How’s that?
Think of her when I pee.