We’re Gonna Make the Moon Go Boomer! — 6 Comments

  1. Hi Again…
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  2. Yeah, but then we wouldn’t be able to surf.

    And what about my periods? I have my period on the full moon. Does that mean my periods would stop? I am all over that.

  3. I ovulate on the full moon and menstruate on the new. So yeah, another vote here for not fucking with the moon.

    I was an avid followed of the Apollo shots, back in the day. Would these explosions fuck up all the bases and the American flag and the footprints and the empty Tang jars and Space Food Sticks wrappers and whatnot? Because that would just be wrong.

  4. @The Absurdist: I don’t want to blow UP the moon, just blast holes in it. Make some new craters and shit.
    @Gretchen AND The Absurdist: Thanks for sharing your cycles with me.
    @Gretchen: I loved all the Apollo stuff, glued to TV. Love the Space Shovel too. I just ran across my Owners Manual for the Space Shuttle (a gift from my kids) the other day.
    Do you think they did a poop chute dump before they blasted off to come home? Moon-turds! If I had a punk band, that’s what I would call them.

  5. God, I hadn’t contemplated the poop issue (which is SO not like me). Remember that part in Apollo 13 when they had the one guy pee in his space suit?

    I’m glad you enjoyed hearing about our cycles! Women love creeping guys out with that stuff. It’s our little revenge for having to bear your (not “your” personally) children.

  6. @Gretchen: I loved Apollo 13. But I don’t remember that part.
    Did you read Friday Five and follow the link for the girl and her eleventy billion periods?
    BTW: no comment on the quotes in the upper right hand corner???