This business deal harkens to the Three Stooges buying NASA.
Ford sold Jaguar to TaTa.
TaTa, a while back, made news by announcing they were augmenting the India car market with new honkers: the subprime TaTa iNano, aka the Moto-Penis, aka itty-bitty bumpers lawsuit, which will sell for 18.4 million Rupees. (US$38.56)
To keep you abreast of this breaking news, I found this nugget that the palookas from the Southeast Mississippi School of Business will be talking about for ages.
As Ford was exploring all their options for selling Jaguar, the British motorcar executives were consulted heavily.
All seemed to be lost. The conference call ended.
Eustus Ford IV: ” Goodbye Fenster.”
Eustus exclaimed ‘ere he flew out of sight, “Brilliant!” and to all a good night.
Thus, the deal between TaTa and Jaguar, quicker than you can say “snuggle pups.”
TaTa is a huge conglomerate located in Mumbai, (formerly Bangalore) and owns a steel company TaTa SteelSteel, and Tata TacoTaco, and Tata TeaTea.
The automotive world is hoping management of the new company will get the support of TaTa TeaTea.
Mr. Ratan N. Tata, company chairman, said, “Rata-tata-tata! Look out for the TaTa. We are announcing today that 18% of every sale of the new JagJag will be donated for Tit-Tats for Tots. We hope everyone will see reason to buy a set of bodacious TaTas.”
note: if you steal this image, at least give me a h/t.
It took literally minutes to create.