Every TaTa/Jaguar Joke I Could Think of Crammed Into One Lousy Post
This business deal harkens to the Three Stooges buying NASA.
Ford sold Jaguar to TaTa.
TaTa, a while back, made news by announcing they were augmenting the India car market with new honkers: the subprime TaTa iNano, aka the Moto-Penis, aka itty-bitty bumpers lawsuit, which will sell for 18.4 million Rupees. (US$38.56)
To keep you abreast of this breaking news, I found this nugget that the palookas from the Southeast Mississippi School of Business will be talking about for ages.
As Ford was exploring all their options for selling Jaguar, the British motorcar executives were consulted heavily.
All seemed to be lost. The conference call ended.
Eustus Ford IV: ” Goodbye Fenster.”
Eustus exclaimed ‘ere he flew out of sight, “Brilliant!” and to all a good night.
Thus, the deal between TaTa and Jaguar, quicker than you can say “snuggle pups.”
TaTa is a huge conglomerate located in Mumbai, (formerly Bangalore) and owns a steel company TaTa SteelSteel, and Tata TacoTaco, and Tata TeaTea.
The automotive world is hoping management of the new company will get the support of TaTa TeaTea.
Mr. Ratan N. Tata, company chairman, said, “Rata-tata-tata! Look out for the TaTa. We are announcing today that 18% of every sale of the new JagJag will be donated for Tit-Tats for Tots. We hope everyone will see reason to buy a set of bodacious TaTas.”
note: if you steal this image, at least give me a h/t.
It took literally minutes to create.
He also unveiled the new logo for the TaTa JagJag.
The iconic Jagwire marque will be replaced in 2009.
You know, there really should be some sort of punability award, for you are the master, Sixty, y’auld fecker.
@K8: Thanks! I could have done better, but tried to keep it PG.
Good Lord, the jokes practically write themselves.
In John Irving’s book “A Son of the Circus” there is an ob/gyn in India named Dr. Tata.
Gretchen’s last blog post..Visible Panty Line.
@Gretchen: LOL – I suppose that is a common name in Mumbai? Like Wang in China? Paging Dr. Wang Tata!
That was Udderly ridiculous, you Boob!
@mark: ahahahaha! LOL.
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