Why didn’t I know this? Even the paparazzi have kept this covered up. Now it’s obvious why Paris can keep bouncing back from all the punches thrown at her
Paris Hilton has really large, ugly feet.
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Bozo the Clown Punching Bag feet. They are size elevens! I wear 13’s. Can’t knock her down, she just pops back up.
And it explains why she has so much luggage. It would require a footlocker – maybe two – just for her shoes.
I hate it when I have to pack another pair of shoes. I try to pick one pair that I can wear anyplace, but sometimes that doesn’t work. Shoes take up a lot of space in luggage, and they weigh a lot.
And imagine the weight of a size eleven dildo shoe?
Why doesn’t she have her toes amputated? Or at least have collagen injected to get rid of the boneyness?
Victoria Beckham certainly feels her pain. She has great big boney growths on her feet.
Paris has previously bemoaned her super sized feet, saying: “Yeah, it sucks, because I see all these super cute shoes in the stores: Guccis, YSLs, Manolos. And when they bring them out in my size, they look like clown shoes.
I think I’m starting to like Paris. She is showing a human side. I know she is looking for a BFF and I think she is actually sincere.
I feel sorry for her, lying there in bed with a brand new puppy getting lost in those ginormous feet.