I‘ll give Bob a shot at topping me on this one.
Obviously the Price was right.
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.
The neighbor — who wishes to remain anonymous — saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex. The most recent instance took place March 14, we’re told. A neighbor videotaped Price.
Of course somebody videotaped it, call the cops? Wait, let me get my camera first.
This issue is now tabled.