The Supreme Court Rendering Opinions That Undo Manners (SCROTUM) says Kentucky knows how to kill people, and that every state should emulate the success Kentuckians have enjoyed.
One of the justices of the peace said the anti-death anti-execution people didn’t prove there was a better way to kill people and ensure they felt no pain.
Well crap. What the JOP meant to say, there is no better way to kill people without maiming the shit out of their bodies.
Ask anybody in – DEE troit if you live south of Mason-Dixon line, deh-twa, for you French-Canadians, Da-troyt for people like me – how to kill people. They do it more often in Detroit than any other place in the world.
Blow their f*ckin’ heads off with a shotgun.
Guaranteed effective and no pain, and that’s what the SCROTUM wants.