Went to the doctor and the doctor said:
“that’s what you get forjumping on the bed.”
(old child’s rhyme – I’m an old child, what did you expect? Wadsworth?)
Me: My right hand shakes
Dr. Of course, nobody shakes with their left hand!
Me: My head shakes
Dr. Stop being so negative.
Me: I can’t spell anymore. I have trouble remembering things.
Dr. A, N, Y, M, O, R, E.
Dr. Do you have memory problems?
Me: Sometimes I can’t remember the simplest definitions. I cut and paste a lot.
Dr. Hobbies are good. I like to scrapbook. Want to see my Britney Book?