Golly Jeepers, It’s the Creepy Geezer’s Meme
It’s the Geezer Meme! Because we’re not giving hickies anymore and we don’t have PMS, and we don’t want to rock the world for peace anymore.
So here’s the Geezer Meme. Most of these questions are yes or no, but as always it’s much more fun if you flesh them out. Or change them. If you are under 40, go away. Seriously. Talk about babies or puking or SATC or all three.
- Have you pre-planned your funeral? Is it paid for?
- Do you still attend time-share presentations to get something free? When and what was the last one?
- Would you want somebody to exercise your DNR if your heart stopped beating during a colonoscopy?
- Do you know where your car keys are right now? Exactly?
- Does your pastor know your name? Including your first name?
- What were Clarabell the Clown’s last words?
- Do you find yourself watching birds more often?
- Are you flattered when carded to buy booze?
Myself (because I need the ad impressions)
Dogs With Cones (because I need the ad impressions)
Todays Top Trends (because I need the ad impressions)
Robin Meade Blog (because I need the ad impressions)
Scobelizer (because I need the ad impressions)
Arianna Huffinton (because I need the ad impressions)
You crack my ass up. I’m laughing out loud.
@Newscoma: Hi! Haven’t heard from you in a while. I’m glad I made you laff. Refresh, refresh, refresh!