I hitched up the bib overalls, put on my steel toed boots, protective eyewear, protective gloves and was going to do some serious tree removal on the back forty.
Except I needed a new chain for the chainsaw.
I headed for local Big Blue Bigbox, found the chain and took it out of the box to make sure it fit the blade.
In the checkout lane, Jennifer took a look at the empty box and said, “You already took out the chain?”
Nope, just wanted to pay $16.95 for an empty plastic box… “here’s your sign.”