Puh-leeze, a lot of people are freaking out over the headline grabbing, sound biting, “news” that keyboards are dirty.
We are encouraged to clean our keyboards. With what? GermX hand sanitizer makes typing really slippery. Like KY Jelly on your fingers (not that I would know about that.)
Tub and Tile Cleaner spritzed on the keyboard certainly would do the trick, but posts sure do have a lot (more than usual) of typos.
A small study conducted by a British micorbiologist confirmed something we’ve all known – but likely ignored:
KEYBOARDS ARE FILTHY!
In some cases, really filthy, containing five times the level of harmful bacteria (E. coli, staph, oh my!) as a toilet.
- I let dogs lick my mouth.
- I heartily endorse and support the five minute rule on food (ha, like food on the floor can last more than five seconds with dogs around.)
- I eat from sidewalk vendors
- I eat at carnivals
- I eat at Chinese restaurants